like shoving glass under my fingernails

Today I took the girls to get professional photos taken.  When M was 6 months old, we had her pictures taken at a place in the mall and it was so traumatic for Mr. A and me that we avoided doing that ever again. 

That is until my mom got a bee in her bonnet last summer.  She insisted we needed to have professional photos taken…quarterly.  I don’t know about you, but quarterly is really fucking often.  But, since she also offered to finance it, I figured we could suffer through for the sake of family harmony.

Today was the first time I had to wrangle two kids through the gauntlet of the professional photo session.  It wasn’t fun at all.  While I thought it looked like the photos they were taking looked good, the set was a little, uh, cheesy for my liking.   So after I got the girls home, since they were already dressed in matching outfits I decided to haul them into the back yard and take some photos myself.

Now, I see why it is worth it to pay someone else to do that job. 

Our photo shoot (Obviously in need of some color adjustment, but I don’t have photo shop so bear with me.)

 

L: “HOld still. I am going to pick you nose”

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L: “What is she doing to me?? Make it stop!”

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 L: “Let’s go back in the house!”

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 L: “What is WRONG with you people!  Will this torture never end?” 

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L: “No. I already told you, I will NOT smile.”

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A few I actually do sort of like:

 

A face M makes relatively often.  Mr. A makes this face too.

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They found a bug.

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Finally holding still.

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And to prove that L actually can smile, a couple other recent photos:

 Isn’t that the cutest smiling face ever??

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And finally, (for his mama and Grandmama) L swings with the whitest baby in america.

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