I have been cruising the local MLS listing to see how other houses on the market are priced and staged when I ran across this picture:

What the EFFITY EFF is going on here?  What self respecting realtor would put this picture online as an attempt to SELL a house??

Starting at the top, is that a bald lightbulb?   Is that a TV on the floor?  Is there a desk on the righthand side or what exactly is that pile of junk? What is that thing that appears to be a red and pink crocheted flamenco dancer doll?  Is that a black velvet painting there on the mantel?

And what exactly IS this room anyway?   I might suspect it is a living room, but then there is the curious issue of the roll-away bed (and since it is a roll-away, why didn’t they, hmm, I don’t know, ROLL IT AWAY for the picture??)

The most intriguing part of all is the big naked DOLL posed rather suggestively on the bed.

Upon further examination, I think this is the basement.  I can only surmise the bed is where the hooligan teenagers to get busy.  With naked dolls.  Or something.

I am tempted to call my realtor and ask to see this house, just for kicks and giggles.  If these pictures are their best foot forward, I really want to know what is in their closets.