Last year, a rag tag group of women who live in my town and have kids started meeting at a local pub once a month. It has totally made living in our smallish suburb 100% more pleasant.
An additional plus that I have finally found someone who can fit as much of their fist in her mouth as I can. (It only took about 3 beers before we consented to this picture being published on the internet.

It is a special bond, I have with these women. Very special indeed.
I love pub night.
(That is me on the right. I have more depth while my friend Karen has more width to her mouth.)
PS. Here is another picture that really confirms that Amy and I have extremely long tongues.

we are ridiculous.
Hah!
I just sat here trying to stuff my fist into my mouth….sans beer!
I would fail automatically, having a freakishly small mouth. An ex-boyfriend and I once measured by volume, filling up a measuring cup and seeing how much water we could each hold. Very sad.
Now I am wondering about my own mouth volume. Hmmm. Maybe next pub night, I will bring a measuring cup.
Are you 27? I always pictured you as 35
I am 33, but perhaps the immaturity in those pictures leads you to believe I am younger? hah!
amfam: measuring our mouth volume? you’re on!
brilliant post!
I find it is best if I just keep my mouth shut in these circumstances.
I have a freakishly small mouth, as my dentist can attest. Best I not try this at home or anywhere!