American Family » Uncategorized http://american-family.org Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:21:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Dark Decade, the Sweet Spot and Undesirable Number One http://american-family.org/2012/02/06/the-dark-decade-the-sweet-spot-and-undesirable-number-one/ http://american-family.org/2012/02/06/the-dark-decade-the-sweet-spot-and-undesirable-number-one/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:56:52 +0000 AmericanFamily http://american-family.org/?p=4175 This week, M will turn nine.  NINE.  As in, half way to the end of my legal parenting responsibility for her.  I know it is hard to believe, but I am not one of those parents who gets all verklempt about my babies growing up.

Except this time, I am.  How can my baby be [...]]]> http://american-family.org/2012/02/06/the-dark-decade-the-sweet-spot-and-undesirable-number-one/feed/ 7 SDS http://american-family.org/2011/09/15/sds/ http://american-family.org/2011/09/15/sds/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 18:21:32 +0000 AmericanFamily http://american-family.org/?p=3808 Ever since we moved in, we have had a problem with our garage.  That problem’s name is Animals.

When we first took possession of the house, I spent an entire day shoveling a large trashcan full of poop out of every disgusting crevasse and corner.  Then we disinfected and painted the whole thing.  Then, I blocked [...]]]> http://american-family.org/2011/09/15/sds/feed/ 12 If you thought THAT was crossing the line… http://american-family.org/2011/05/18/if-you-thought-that-was-crossing-the-line/ http://american-family.org/2011/05/18/if-you-thought-that-was-crossing-the-line/#comments Wed, 18 May 2011 20:52:12 +0000 AmericanFamily http://american-family.org/?p=3630 Sorry, I would share  these bon bons I am eating, but unfortunately I am neck deep in bullshit right here and can’t get up.

Seriously, I was letting it go, really I was, but then you had to go and call me sophisticated and said I have an air of superority..  Damn, sophisticated? I was [...]]]> http://american-family.org/2011/05/18/if-you-thought-that-was-crossing-the-line/feed/ 25